he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I don't think brook has ever known best
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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