I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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