Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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