I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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