i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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