Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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