she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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