Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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