Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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