Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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