look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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