Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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