I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
my being single is dangerous.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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