UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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