I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
What a dumb baby whore.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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