My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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