pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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