Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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