drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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