Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Randomize
