Grow some girl-balls and come out already
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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