Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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