Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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