I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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