is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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