Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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