My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
She announced her abortion via fbk
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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