you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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