If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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