It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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