He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
