question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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