So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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