Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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