all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
whose ass print is on the piano?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
