This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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