I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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