3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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