At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
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