YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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