i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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