he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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