But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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