Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You were trust falling into bushes
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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