So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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