she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
