do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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