it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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