**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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