i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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