Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
i've created a new STD.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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